May 2013
nickmoorexvx:
Yesterday a guy came up to me at work was like “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”
I’ll say that again.
A guy came up to me
at work
and asked “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”
gingerhaze:
letslikemakememories:
watchtheskytonight:
satan-official:
thearchangeltrickster:
bandannarama:
iamtonysexual:
biptch:
don’t make me snap my fingers in a z formation
hip rotation
booty sensation
ＥＴＥＲＮＡＬ ＤＡＭＮＡＴＩＯＮ
*snaps fingers in a pentagram formation*
*says a Latin incantation*
waits for lucifer with anticipation
your waiting is over my friends
ALL HAIL THE LORD...
the-nargles-have-the-phone-box:
fuckyespasta:
So today in psychology class, I wasn’t really paying attention and I was just doodling in my sketch book, but then my friend nudged me and I looked up at the screen and these pictures were there: And I started laughing at my teacher yelled at me because I was laughing at a mental illness. Long story short, I got kicked out of class.
Thank you...
bluebeanze:
friendship is so weird???
Like it starts out with compliments and cute things and then suddenly it does a complete 360 and you just start screaming at them and calling them motherfucker
Season one of supernatural: We have to carefully inspect this substance to see if it is infact sulfur then we must find the proper exorcism to destroy this demon.
Season eight of supernatural: dude that's fucking sulfur you dumb shit look at it. Now this exorcism works for all demons you ass hat but lets just stab it anyways.
whoreisawhoreisawinchester:
iguanamouth:
i think its funny how there are some actors who played a role for so long that its almost impossible for me to see them as anything else
and then there are some actors who’ve done so many roles i dont even see them as actors anymore it’s just them as themselves in another movie
and then there are actors who you’re not quite sure what they really...
novakscastiel:
sticks and stones may break my bones but tv shows and books will crush my soul into a million pieces
oldrocknrollin:
jediteaparty:
arauj0:
aangnog:
i just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever”
and “blush” is a contraction of “blood rush”
also “studying” is a contraction of “student dying”
and “tit” is a contraction of “touch it”
peevesies:
i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
lilyjoy30-impala:
mrswincestiel:
casadelnovak:
peeing while on ur period more like
I’m sorry but I fucking died.
So did everyone on Supernatural.
fictitiousfake:
J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19 in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on
kyuubified:
smilingeridan:
thanks for the suggestion anon this fusion is uNF
Cubone is the corgi of the pokemon fusion world except with corgis everything you mix with them become cute a short, everything you mix with a Cubone becomes instantly cooler
